Feces in the form of men.

Today I decided to finally end a few month long hook up with a guy I've been seeing. It finally came down to me realizing us being boyfriend and girlfriend wasn't going to happen anytime soon. Although tonight I ended it on my terms and in a way that was pleasing one of the very last texts he sent me made me go "bleh".

"...sweet nice girls are less intimidating I guess."

Suck.

Although I informed him that he never gave me a chance to be sweet or nice and I got in the last sarcastic joke...I'm a tiny bit upset about it. Because it seems most guys feel that way about me.

Men are pieces of shit.

Jesus is coming. No really guys.

So I haven't updated in a while and I have no excuse for it. But I'm not going to apologize for it either. Christmas was wonderful and we all got some good presents. I got into my first car accident, which was really intense, and went snowboarding a few times with a lot of powder. All in all it was a successful vacation.

Anyway, today I found out that some Christians have "figured out" through biblical math and some Godly sixth sense aka having no life, that Christ is coming back to Earth on May 21st, 2011. So, friends and family, please schedule that in to your personal calendars.

Click Here For Link to Jesus' personal fan website

Also, another picture to inspire:

If you go to the website you are instantly bombarded with biblical references proving... well not really proving anything. I started reading through the paragraphs of information, trying to decipher the math equation and biblical jargon. However, after much time and effort, I came to the conclusion that no one really knew what they were talking about. Matthew 24:36 also came to mind: But of that day and hour knoweth no [man], no, not the angels of heaven, but my Father only.

Even with that in mind...I'm still excited to "mark" it in my planner.